Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat Size:Large peeing in your owner's shoes

peeing in your owner's shoes get their attention

So let this little wrinkly guy depict your expectations for the week

no more war

go right ahead

Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat Size:Large peeing in your owner's shoesThis custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns. Toilet paper? You laugh at such niceties. You use tree bark or sun dried porcupine leathers. You are a MANLY MAN (or woman). Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made